Instant Coworker Popularity Method #23

Buy a dozen donuts. Give them away.

Reasons?
"You can't buy just one."
"Like drinking alone, one should never eat donuts alone"
"Got to spread the guilt..."
"I'm indecisive, so I bought my 6 favorite kinds, and when there was one donut left, I'd know which one I wanted."
"I can just barely walk to the dunkin' donuts and back in the time that it takes my model to solve..."