Really? Turnips? I guess I better stop eating them, then...


I see what you mean, but when something has elevated itself to spam status (google "aspirin deaths"), I usually expect to be able to find a rebuttal. If I google "schizophrenia turnip" I'm not going to... oh, my.

http://m.fark.com/comments/6889670/Schizophrenia-could-be-a-profound-form-of-jetlag-in-which-turnips-central-heating-clockwasher-runs-counter-culture-to-individually-wrapped-Twinkies-creamy-centers

Apparently you are not the first to suggest the schizophrenia-turnip connection.